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u can find out who's my boyfriend inside.=)
WAHAHAHA!!!
HOW DOES YR BRAIN TASTE LIKE?
HEHEE.X)
fiona is the old zombie who turned me into her own species too
after eating my brain which tasted like chicken.
yummy.so now im a zombie too!
qing duo duo zhi jiao!
haha lame.=.=
EVILFEL has eaten 40 brains.
hehee.
including FIONA's,CHESTER's,ERNEST's,KIA WENG's,WEI JIE's,JASON's,EMMANUEL's,HUIYUN's,CARINE's and OF CUZ YRS~!
now ure a fellow zombie too!
welcome!
*clap zombie hands*
we must turn everyone in this world into zombies!
haha ok im being lame.x))
mans.sec3 camp was definitely one of the best camps i've been!
OK I THINK IT WAS THE BEST SO FAR..
really awesome!(haha huiyun)
yadda yadda yadda im not goona start blogging on the whole 3 days at camp cuz
no1. obviously u noe all bout it right.cuz i predict those who read my blog are
mostly sec3s?
no2. it'll bored you out with so many paragraphs.
no3. im too lazy.
but of cuz im still going to blog bout some parts of the camp lar.
its so good..
my class name is
chil~~~
haha chil out mans..
its considered(of cuz la!)the best class name among the rest right..
lols ok la..banderlog,akela,baloo,bagheera,hathi,kaa,sherekhan and mang ppl,
dun come scolding me hor.
haha.
and my 'nice' instructors are the handsome ENG HUAT and POLAR BEAR!!!!!
hahaha..they rawk!
polar bear's enlargement!
kk those
chil ppl will noe..x)
basically,i tried out everything lar.
hahaha sound so brave but walao!
high ropes was scary la!
hahhaa..but shiok mans...
high ropes1 looks easy but tough enough for me to keep slipping down.
hehe..i didnt get to the top..=(
but i did learn some things from this challenge
which is quite meaningful to me..
haha i sound knowlegable.
fine whatever.
i chose the broken bridge for high ropes 2.
ya abit scary at first but ok once u get the hang of it.
haha sorry py let u see my head and remind u of how high the 'bridge' is
when ure slowly tring to cross the bridge on top..
MWAHAHA.x)
high ropes 3 only me and carine(for girls) tried it out.
haha..carine did the one long wooden plank hanging in the air one..
and i did the other one with trunks..
and wth!
my rope keep entangling with the other plank's rope and i keep turning and
turning arnd while grabbing the plank's rope so tightly my arm hurts.
it is so not what u think it feels like up there.
from below,it looks really scary to be up there.
but when ure up there,its more than scary.
lols i would have completed my task if not for polar bear's 'discouragement' la.
walaos.i said i want to continue but he keep asking me to fly down.
so bad rights..=(
becuz i think ders not enuff time..
hais nvm la..
if ders i next time im so gonna complete it.
=)
FLYING FOX SIMPLE RAWKS.
i played ji ko pa with carine.huiyun and peiying to see who will be the first
to go up there.
and it turns out im the 'unlucky one'(actually think bout it,im not leh..cuz being the first,
i can see the rest of their horrified face.ahaha)..
carine was second,
huiyun was third,
and peiying was forth right???
yeah shld be..
anyway,when me and carine were waiting up der(so high above the ground!!),
the marymoon song was being played frm the instructor's radio.
hahaha i felt like dancing with carine budden scared later fall down to our deaths.
hahaha..anyway,
i peered down from above and my first thought was,
"how can anyone commit suicide?"
it was so scary!
aha so i look no more and concentrated on what to do up there.
cuz the fat instructor up der was so strict and keep snapping at the pupils..=X
whoa the feeling of flying down made my day mans.
it was not scary at all and i had my few minutes of ecstasy.
yeah totally great.=D
kayaking was tiring!
but it was my first.=))
mingli's boat overturned.
haha so poor thing..
den sommor der was a dead fish on the hanging branch
which stinks.
kayaking under the hot sun.
i so dont want to become tan la..
not for now anyway.
but ohwells.=/
kayaking was fun nevertheless.
ma and py splashed water at mr kwong!
wahaha.x)
low elements was ok.
i did fell during the small bridge on the ground.
when me and py did the walking on string thing..
i kept laughing non-stop cuz the rest surrounding us
were singing the school song really terribly.
i couldn't help it.
hahaha but i didnt fall though..
liddat will hai py..lols.
rock-climbing was diff.
didnt manage to climb really high but hey im a beginner!
it was my first too.(:
oooooh and of cuz i MUST mention bout NATURE RUMBLE!
so one-of-a-kind experience!
definitely memorable.
and really dirty too..=D
we trudged through the mud with alot of effort
and i almost could not get my feet out alot of times!
haha..den i dunno what happened but i fell down
and hurt my right leg..
i didnt noe there was blood flowing out until there was
a small splashing sound(serious.) and when i look down,
a line of blood flwing down.
haha its like,
my whole leg is brown with mud and suddenly,
there are lines of red..
den sommor when i found out i was injured,
the instructor said 'hornets!'
and we had to lie on the mud+shit.
and my leg hurts..
but i decided to ignore the pain for the rest of the journey cuz
i wanna have fun!
so i picked up mud+shit frm the ground and smacked them on those
clean white shirts of my classmates!
whahahaha!
too bad..
and we had to walk thru the flowing muddy water
and yes,we surrounded and splashed poor eng huat!
muahaha!
by the end of the whole trail,
we were wet,dirtied by mud+shit,tired-looking,haggard and low class.
haha..but it was damn fun i tell u.
and worth it.
i dun mind doing it again!=D
NATURE RUMBLE RAWKS! (my white shoes become completely brown)
x)
camp food rawks too.
at least it was better dan som othe camp food i've had.
much better. (got nice nasi lemak!)
and im glad for that.
serving food is fun too.(:
oh ya our bunk is good.
when i woke up in the morning,a few metres above the ground,and stare out into the trees and forest,feeling the cool morning air..i felt really peaceful..
really.
i want to like,lie there forever and not get up..
aha...yes..
campfire was ok..
abit disappointed cuz never learn any dances like the other camps..
but it was unique.
i sad thing i have a sore throat and cannot scream.
at all.
even if i want to.=(
ok dis post is geting so long.
gtg eat maggi mee.
HAPPY NEW YEAR PEOPLE!=D
byebye!
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lemme eat more brains.x)
yays.new blogskin.
.
HEELLOO.
x)
seriously nth much to blog about.
school was the same.
hmm..lets talk bout teachers shall we?
MR LEE M C
lols.
real 'interesting' teacher who does not act his age.
which is a good thing right?
cause it would be downright bo-or-ring if not for his LAME jokes.
REALLY LAME.
and his AR AR AR really cracks me up.
like,
AR class,we are going to AR,going to learn AR about AR problems involving
quadraAR tic equations today.please AR flip to AR page two of your textbook.
okok i sound so mean but HAHAHAHAHA.
its funny lor.
weird habits some teachers have.
may i present to you,
my form teacher,MRS ELIZABETH LIM.
nutcase man.
she doesn't allow even a few strands of hair to drop down to our face.
siao.worse dan mr lim sia.
NEATFREAK.
and she goes,"yes or not?"
"ay,yes or not?"
"YES OR NOT???"
in every lesson.
wew dont even bother to say yes.
hehee.let her keep
"yes or not?"ing.
haha.
and she always like for us to complete her sentence.
"the process is called condensa?"
"condensa what?"
then we must say,"tion."
and this goes on with other ending words.
lols.
mr lim yong khern.
english teacher.
he's not as strict as i expected.
and his lessons are quite relaxing.
but i wun want to get into trouble with him.. xp
hazri's teaching us history~!
yays.
=)
OK enuff bout teachers.
sec 3 orientation camp is coming.
cool.
rafting,rock-climbing,kayaking..
weets! can't wait.x)
OK i so have to get back to my homework.
its piling up.
byebye!(:
P.S even though you took another phone,why didnt you have the DECENCY to like call me and tell me where you are or find out where i am SINCE i dont have the number to your that phone?
how would you like standing there waiting for just a SINGLE call and FREAKING OUT as time passes by quickly and you're going to be late becuz of a stupid hair thingy which you actually thought your fren was going to pass it to you in say,15 minutes time instead of 30?!?!?HUH?
Shhhhhh...
im back home after the 3days2nights sec 1orientation camp~!
and being a facilitator was super fun and refreshing!(:
[first day]
on the first day of the camp(wed)..
i was late for a morning briefing by our dear overall-in-charge,mui teng.
but manged to find out wads going on..
obtained the CB!
hahaha.
Camp Booklet la.
there are 5 facilitators in each class.
me frm 3e5,im the ic,wei ting and justin frm 2e7,mu qin frm 3e6 and careen frm 3e4.
the class we're in-charge of is 1e3!
woots!
rawks!
e3! e3! e3! e3!
aha.
im still in the enthu state now..
so pls watch out for the next outburst.
anyway,our group name is PROMETHEUS.
e1 is ATHENA,e2 is APOLLO,e4 is HERCULES,e5 is VENUS,e6 is HERA,n1 is ACHILLES,t1 is MERCURY.
haha..
i found out tad our grp name,'prometheus' is chosen by oswell.
and we were lik,'how to u pronouce tad?'
PRO-METERS/
yeah.
so our class just call ourselves PRO.x)
ok so we took the sec1s down to the parade square and i rmb i was pretty nervous tad i'll screwed up sth.
was a little shaky at the starting and the classes were so quiet
cuz dey dun noe each other beta.
there was enrichment at the hall
and we facils get to slack while the sec1s listen to the talks by the conductors.
the conductors let dem play games which we join in to cheer as well.
me and the other facils keep tryin to get the classmates to cheer for their classmate budden
dey still lik sian sian one..
hais..
we so wu nai.
budden this kind of thing must take time.
we led dem into the bombing games and some cheers..
must really thank oswell for yr help.(:
after tad,it was lunch.
dey got their rag and mug frm their classrooms and proceeded to the canteen.
we facils were so busy.
we had to walk here walk their to take attendence,tick the list,go collect their food,count the
number of vegeterians or halai,get forks and spoons for dem......
haha..but we were having fun at the same time.
i guess dis is called le zai qi zong.=)
after eating spagetti,its time for rush hour!
yay yay yay yay yay!
e3....e3! e3......e3!
haha..i was one of the station masters
and my partner is emmanuel frm 2e1 i tink.
we had to station at the art room..
with all the materials needed for the game.
[cass,SHH.please.(: ]
the sec1s are supposed to go arnd the school woth the clues dey have
and try to find us.
dey will be tied to each other using strings.
if the strings broke,disqualified.
our station game not bad la.
at least more interesting as some other stations.
cass's and justin's station very far frm mine.
so we didnt get to see each other for four hours.
[cass.i dun mind.shld noe wad i mean but SHH.please.(:]
anyway,
our station game goes like this..
the class is supposed to dip their thumprint into the paint that we mix
and dab it on a piece of mahjong paper.
only can use thumprints
and no single space must be left out.
MWAHAHA.
the mahjong paper damn big.
so yeah.
and stupid la!
my clothes got stained wif paint.
oh yes,
me and emmanuel wu yuan wu gu get scolded by juliana tay.
tad freaking long-haired,pimple-faced,disgusting belly monster.
she come to the inner part of the art room(where we aare stationed) and start complaning.
acting like,the floor is mine!dun dirty it!the table is mine!the chair is mine!the whole art room is mine!MINE!MINE!MINE! den *flips her long "silky" hair*
har har.
so whatever lar.
we moved to the outer part . no choice ma.
den me,emmanuel and rueyhong had great fun mixing the paint!
dun tell juliana,but we use ALOT of her paint lor.
MWAHAHHAA.
REVENGE IS SWEET.
wads more,her tubs of paint makes farting sounds wen the paint is squeezed out.
hahahahahaha.
den we keep laughing and laughing like pervertic ppl hu laughs at farting sound.
wahahahahhaha.
it was so spastic.
classes began to come at different times..
we got busy telling dem the rules of the game blah blah blah.
den we grade dem lor.
all those crap la.
den no matter how many bright and colourful colours we mix together,
the outcome is mostly dull color like brown.
hahaha.
den emmanuel gets so excited wen he saw the color turning purple.
lame rights,i know.
but we had fun and after about like four hrs later,
everybody proceeded to the hall for mass dance!!!!!
wahahahah!
the facils were goin crazy over the mention of the words 'marymoon' and 'ketchup dance' and 'chicken dance'
while the sec1s stare at us weirdly i tink.
hAhahhaa.
we demostrated to dem all the dances and try to teach dem..
den the most difficult part was.....
TO GET DEM TO HOLD HANDS.
-.-
u shld hav seen the tactics or methods or tricks or excuse they use and give to prevent holding hands
with a member of the opposite sex.
haaaaaaiiiii...sad.
took quite a long time to get dem to hold hands.
den soomor,their hands are barely even considered holding hands!
their fingertips are just barely touching.
hahah.
so we facils are the ones gettin headaches.
hees.
but when we FINALLY get dem to hold hands,
things becum so much easier.
haha..
budden wen dey dance still sian sian one.
cuz its only the first day and dey never danced before like this in pri school,
we cannot much blame dem la.
so we patiently taught dem one by one slowly the dance moves.
after dancing like hell(only the facils lor),
its dinner time!
wad did we ate huh ernest?
i tink is...rice + the mash potato thingy + egg issit?
taste so-so la.
the mas potato is the most unpopular.
danner liao den we go hall to teach dem cheers to prepare for campfire night the next day.(:
den reflection,den briefing,den eat biscuits for supper,
and den LIGHTS OUT FOR SEC1s!
we facils bath at like,2 sth lor while the sec1s can bath at 9 sth.
and the water is cold and painful.
haha.
we facils were supposed to sleep at the canteen/.
so me and cass carried the gym mats frm the hall to the canteen..
hahahahahaha.
sth stupid happened.
a guy who was carrying a mat all by himself had trouble pulling it at the hall .
so strong and mighty cass went over and gave the mat a hard push!
and tad guy fell right on his butt cuz i tink he was taken by surprise!
hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
i now laughing as i type dis leh cass,the scenario in my mind too funny liao.
tad guy's face was like so malu.
hahahahahahaha.
haha okok..
so me and cass slept at the mat placed on the canteen floor.
we chit chat awhile with felicia heng and her fren..forgot the name...
den stupid cass!
kept making me laugh with her lame jokes.
hahaha.we both kept laughing and laughing and den force ourselves to stop laughing and sleep.
idiotic right.
hahaa..x)
we slept at 2 sth..
LIGHTS OUT FOR FACILITATORS!
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[second day]
we facils woke up at 5.20 liddat while the sec1s slpin at the hall and classrooms(girls-hall,boy-classrms)
were still slpin..
we washed up and den at arnd 6 sth brought the sec1s down to parade square for flag-raising.
we wore our camp shirt(the yellowish one tad made us all look like bananas)..
we ate breakfast..which was....
erm..noodles ar?
aiyo forgot liao..
but anyway,
we all learnt the makan cheer with actions.
hungy hungry!
*clap clap*
thirsty thirsty!
*clap clap*
hungry thirsty!
*clap clap*
thirsty hungry!
*clap clap*
ji ga lo do pi ya pi ya
ji ga lo do pi ya pi ya.
jia!
lols.sound quite stupid but its quite ok if u do it.
after eating dey hav to go for enrishment again for long hrs..
my class went to the resource room for their enrichment.
yay got air-con.
den the conductors got us to interestin games
and i got to noe my class better..
den lunch time..
den rush hour!
we station masters hav to station again
and dis time,
juliana tay was goin to have her chinese calligraphy lesson der.
so we cannot make too much noise.
saw boon hao,zhuo en,kah wai,wincent,yang qian and lulu.
this time the classes which didnt play rush hr yesterday were playing on the second day.
got one sec1 boy who is famus wif his chubby cheeks.
as in,real chubby---> ( )0( )
the 0 is the mouth.
hahaha..
rather not say the reason for his chubby cheeks.
so we had final campfire preparation at the hall.
we did cheers and dances...
but dis time,
the classes were mor enthu and we facils are happier!
haha..it was great joy havin to see dem cheer more loudly dan yest!
marymoooooooooooooooon!
she's a vegeterian..marymoon marymoon!
x)
after dancing,we all stink.
lols.
STINKO.
hahha..we went for dinner and after cleaning up,
went for campfire!!!
budden it was raining..so we held it in the hall,much to our dissapointment.
but it turned out to be more exciting as i expected..
as soon as i noe,we were all havin a hell of a time dancin all sorts of dances like fUnKyChIcKeN!(wif actions)
let me show u funkychicken!
wads tad u say?
let me show u funkychicken!
wads tad u say?
pok pok pok pok pok pok pok pok pok..
234!
pok pok pok pok pok pok pok pok pok..
one more time!
let me show u aaron kwok!
wads tad u say?
let me show u aaron kwok!
wads tad u say?
ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai..
234!
ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai ai..
one more time!
let me show u geylang chick!
wads tad u say?
let me show u geylang chick!
wads tad u say?
lai lai lai lai lai lai lai lai lai (in seductive tone)
234!
lai lai lai lai lai lai lai lai lai
one more time!
let me show u bugis duck!
wads tad u say?
let me show u bugis duck!
wads tad u say?
lai lai lai lai lai lai lai lai lai (in pervertic tone)
234!
lai lai lai lai lai lai lai lai lai
one more time!
yups.tads all..hahah..apparently im still living in tad moment now.
den wen we danced the ketchup dance,
miss tan(our principal) and mr lee(vice-chariman) joined in..
mr lee never shake much lor..i tink he scared lose face..
aiyo..at least miss tan got dance mor dan him la..
althou i still dun like her.
we still cheered for dem lik siao!
weets!
wow!wen the facils are acked to dance the father abraham dance together,
we are HIGH!
we were jumping and shouting and screaming and cheering and clapping and shaking!
high man i tell you.
it was absolutely fun to see veryone acting as spastic as you.
x)
when the fake campfire ended..
we brought dem to crowd arnd on the second floor to see the real campfire prepared after the rain has stopped.
we kept doin the zhonghua cheer and some other cheers..
we facils get to sit close to the campfire..
our advantage.x)
after a looong and hectic day,
the sec1s ate supper and bath and den go slp.
i went to the e3 dorm and tried to get the guys to slp.
dey say i must sing gong si fa cai den dey will slp..hahaha..
me and my big mouth.
LIGHTS OUT FOR SEC1s!
facils still have to listen to debrief,do attendance checking and we only got to bath
at 2 sth.late like yesterday.
and the water was super cold!
but we were glad to finally bath cuz we STINK!
hahaha.
the second day of the whole camp is the best and most tiring one!
i tried to ignore *^^@@%#$%$@#*%(** facilitators who spoiled the mood and gave #@#@# attitude.
its amusing how dey can turn me off so much after only meeting dem for what,four days?
other dan tad,
i enjoyed myself thoroughly and hoped the night would never end....
but it did and after everything,
it was LIGHTS OUT FOR FACILITATORS!
oh ya,when we facils were slpin at the hall stage,
a bat flew on top of all of us and we freaked out.
esp me cuz i once had an experience in pri school tad a bird flew in my class,
and flew straight to the fan and PIAT!
all the feathers were scattered and this digusting sound PIAT PIAT PIAT make me feel sick.
luckily,bats are smarter dan birds and didnt flew near the stage fans,only around.PHEW.
[me and cass chatted bout our 2e2 classmates and shared some secrets and yada yada tok tok tok
for 1 hour liddat..den we slept at 3 liddat..woke up at 5.37.slept for 2hours plus.pro hor.so in total,
for this two days, the hours i spend slpin is arnd 5 hrs liddat.wah]
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[third and last day]
oh ya i forgot tad last night,
me,felicia lim,became a superstar!
LOLS.
becuz my class the ppl keep comin up to me and
ask for my autographs and comments which i will write in the 'autograph' session in the CB.
hahha..the superstar thingy is jk one hor.
the third day.
the last day of the camp.
aww too bad.
as quoted by mr wong,'all good things muz come to an end'
went for flag raising..
we facils had to go to the hall stage and do the macho cheer and school cheer in front of the entire school!
how funny.
cass,three mins of fame.
lols.x)
den breakfast..den area clening...den recess..den reflection..
we had to aso watch a video about all tad we did in camp and it was really touching and funny..
each class aso did our class cheer..
we danced ketchup and mrymoon for the last time..
den prize-giving..
1e3 got two prizes!
the most united class and the first in position for rush hour!
class cheer!(with funny actions!)
we are the mighty PROs frm mighty town!
it takes a mighty PRO to knock us down!
if u dun like my apples,then dun shake my tree!
im a mighty mighty PRO dun mess wif me!
1! 2! 1234!
(jingle bells tune)
e3 bomb,e3 bomb,
hanging on the wall,
bomb e1,bomb e2,bomb e5 and 4,HEY!
we will bomb e6,we will bomb n1,we will aso bomb t1,
we'll bomb everyone.HEY!
(:
and the sec1s are dismissed.
aww..
but i'll still see dem 2moro for the sec1 cca orientation..
and shit!
i REALLY SERIOUSLY no voice liao lor..
i scared 2moro go stage and act will very malu one lor..
aaahhh...
nights.
THREE CHEERS AND THREE CHEERS
AND THREE CHEERS FOR
-SEC 1 ORIENTATION CAMP!
-FACILITATORS
-1E3
-2E2 (haha its irrelevant,i noe.)
HIP HIP
HOORAY!
HIP HIP
HURRAY!
x)
P.S cass! we forgot to call oswell i********! u b*****! hahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah..
wow.i haven enjoyed myself so much in such a long time.althou i missed three days of lessons and my hmk
are piled as high as moutains(carine and huiyun,thx for telling me wad i've missed in class!=p ),i had a really
good time and was So happy these few days! and i got 40 hours of cip..but tads not really wad im happy about.
anyway, HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE! (:
